Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?

What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?

What did the octopus use to write his novel?

What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?

What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?

Why did the mirror cross the road?

Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?

What's the saddest part of the week?

What does a cloud wear under his pants?

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?

What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?

How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?

Why are cat owners so good at tipping?

What's the noisiest food?