Why are cats so good at finding dates?

What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?

What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?

What do nosey peppers do?

Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?

Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?

What's a forklift?

Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?

What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?

Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?

What did the woman ask God for while driving?

Which parent cares the most for the environment?

What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?

Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?

What's a werewolf's favorite beer?