What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
Anna 1, Anna 2.
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
How does a witch play loud music?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
Which animal will never go bald?
Why did the border collie get a raise?
What's the beach's favorite movie?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
What animal is always ready to protect people?
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
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