Did you hear the rumor about butter?

What is the most attractive fruit?

What's the laziest vegetable?

How do amoebas make calls?

What do fish use for glasses?

What do sheep do on sunny summer days?

What do you eat on July 5th?

Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?

Why can't Christmas trees sew?

Why are baseball games at night?

What do you call a fish wearing a tux?

Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?

Why can you never find the number nine?

Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?

Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?