What did the salad say to its dad?

Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?

Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?

Why are winter days great?

Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?

What do you call bears with no ears?

What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?

Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?

What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?

What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

How do automobiles fly?

Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?

What words make the best athletes?

What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?

Why do magicians score well in exams?