Why did the ice cream truck break down?

Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?

What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?

How did the two figs make their marriage last?

What is a golfer's worst nightmare?

Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?

What do you call the king of vegetables?

What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?

What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?

What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?

Why do dogs run in circles?

What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?

What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?

Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?

What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?