What do you call stolen cheese?

Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?

What vegetable is nice to everyone?

Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?

What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?

What after-school activity do bears participate in?

Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?

Wanna hear a joke about paper?

Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?

What's a mom's favorite headwear?

What kind of dog does Dracula have?

What car can you only see twice a year?

Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?

Why did the turtle cross the road?

What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?