How does a pizza introduce itself?
Slice to meet you!
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
What's the laziest vegetable?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
Why is sand so optimistic?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
What's a tuna's favorite game?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
Where do squirrels go on vacation?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
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