What's the laziest vegetable?

What did the salad say to its dad?

What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?

What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?

What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?

Why couldn't the leopard hide?

What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?

What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

What farm animal is best at karate?

How does NASA organize a company party?

Why are cows bad at telling jokes?

What pop singer also makes a great weapon?

What event do spiders love to attend?

Why was the mime upset?

What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?