How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?

What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?

What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?

What was the detective duck trying to do?

What did the sardine call the submarine?

Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?

Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?

What fairy loves to count?

What book do people who can't sing use during church service?

How is cat food sold?

How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?

What did the baby laptop call her father?

What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?

What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?

What's the friendliest pen?