What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?

Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?

Why did the snake cross the road?

Why are basketball courts always wet?

What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?

What is a golfer's favorite bird?

What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?

Why did the mountain cry all the time?

Any maid is great at keeping secrets.

Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?

What type of bat doesn't fly?

What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?

Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?

I used to be addicted to not showering.

We had a discussion about roses.