What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?

What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?

Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?

What did the man say when the calf attended church?

How long do chickens work?

Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?

How do you motivate a watch to go to work?

Why do realtors love to watch baseball?

What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?

Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?

Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?

What's the friendliest national park?

What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?

Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?

What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?