Why do teachers make so many pies in September?

What do ghosts turn on in summer?

What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?

Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?

What do cows always add to their salad?

What farm animal is best at karate?

Why are fish such good architects?

Why do librarians never make plans?

What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?

What's the only career where you can never sit down?

Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?

What do snowmen eat for lunch?

Why are cows bad at telling jokes?

What is the fiercest flower in the garden?

Why is furniture so generous?