Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?

Why is winter considered holy?

What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?

What do teapots eat on their snack break?

What fish only swims at night?

What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?

Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?

Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?

People are so hard on car mechanics.

Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?

Why can't basketball players go on vacation?

What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?

What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?

Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?

How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?