Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?

Which vegetable is actually bad for you?

Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?

Why can't basketball players go on vacation?

Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?

Why is a bee's hair always sticky?

Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?

What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?

What's the most expensive plate in church?

Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?

How do you know a lawyer is lying?

Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?

Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?

What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?

What do you call an arctic cow?