What did the salad say to its dad?

What's a pretzel's favorite dance?

How do you truly savor a hot dog?

Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?

What song does the horizon sing every morning?

Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?

How do you get a country girl to like you?

What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?

Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?

What happens when a cow doesn't shave?

Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?

What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?

Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?

What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?

Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?