Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?

What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?

Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?

What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?

Where do shellfish go to borrow money?

What is the solar system's favorite candy?

What car always breaks the rules?

What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?

What do fairies always drink?

What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?

What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?

What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?

What is the wealthiest fish?

Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?

What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?