Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?

What do female veggies wear to the beach?

What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?

What did the Dorito say to his son?

What's the difference between cats and dogs?

What does an evil hen lay?

What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?

What do you call a peanut in space?

What does algae do when it's in trouble?

What birds always travel in twos?

Where do snowmen go to dance?

Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?

Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?

What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?

What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?