What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?

What is a construction worker's favorite card game?

People are so hard on car mechanics.

What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?

Which Count makes the best pie crust?

How do you care for a sick bird?

If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?

Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?

Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?

What's a partridge's favorite fruit?

What do mice do when they're at home?

What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?

What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?

How expensive is swimming with sharks?