What do you call two dentists that are very different?
Molar opposites.
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?
Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
Why did spring break up with winter?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
What's a pastor's favorite city?
What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?