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Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?

Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?

What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?

What do you call a sleeping bull?

Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?

What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?

How do amoebas make calls?

What's a pirate's favorite letter?

Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?

What do a striker and a magician have in common?

What do ducks have for lunch?

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How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?

Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?