Why did the pig stop sunbathing?

Why are skunks always so depressed?

How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?

What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?

What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?

Why is heaven always so tidy?

Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?

Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?

What cocktail will give you a black eye?

What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?

Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?

Where do vampires keep their money?

Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

What car can you only see twice a year?