Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?

What kind of books do boats write?

Why was the spider so smart?

Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?

What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?

What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?

Where do tough ducks come from?

What money do cats use to go shopping?

What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?

What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?

What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?

What's a pirate's favorite color?

What do you give a pony with a cold?

Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?

What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?