Why is heaven always so tidy?
Because cleanliness is next to Godliness.
Why is laughter the best medicine?
Someone stole all my lamps.
What do Scottish toads play?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
Who is the bees' favorite singer?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?
How do snowmen get information?
Why do cats give such great massages?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?
Which subject has two parts?
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