Why is heaven always so tidy?
Because cleanliness is next to Godliness.
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
Where does breakfast live?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
What do you call a gathering of single hikers?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
What is the tallest building in the world?
Will invisible planes ever be popular?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
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