Why is heaven always so tidy?
Because cleanliness is next to Godliness.
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
How did the pirate call his mother?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
What's the main rule in zebra baseball?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
What is the best book to read in autumn?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
Where does the president keep his razor?
Where would you find an elephant?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
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