Why is heaven always so tidy?
Because cleanliness is next to Godliness.
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
What do little monsters call their mother?
What dog wears contact lenses?
Where does the Little Mermaid™️ dream to go on vacation?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
Which relative loves rice?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
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