Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot.
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Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
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How do eggs end a TV show?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
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What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
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