What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?

How do you add one to ten to get nine?

Who invented fractions?

Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?

What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?

What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?

What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?

Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?

Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?

What did the bunny give his fiancé?

Why was the fruit thrown in prison?

What British bugs are the best singers?

Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?

Why did the park ranger quit his job?