Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot.
Why is the number 4 so smart?
What do you call the study of strong women in history?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
I like telling Dad jokes.
How does the moon cut her hair?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
The ocean is a real trendsetter.
What is a horse's favorite sport?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
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