Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot.
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Why was the glow worm unhappy?
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What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
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What do you call a dog that meditates?
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