Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot.
Why did the student eat their homework?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
Where do surfers go to school?
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
How do fall and winter say hello?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
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