Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot.
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
How can you make 7 even?
What's a bee's favorite cereal?
Which farm animals are famous painters?
Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
What do you call a Russian flea?
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