Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot.
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
What event does Spiderman love to attend?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
Why are cause and effect so close?
When is Dad's bedtime?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
Why are cars magic?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
Why do trees have so many friends?
What did the Cinderella™️ fish wear to the ball?
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