What do elves learn in school?

What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?

Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?

What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?

What is a sea monster's favorite meal?

What does a lion call an antelope?

What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?

What did the stair machines call each other?

When is Dad's bedtime?

When do cows get tired?

What animal knows how to work a computer?

What animal loves Indian food?

Which Count makes the best pie crust?

What's faster, the heat or the cold?

What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?