Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot.
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
How can you make 7 even?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
What British bugs are the best singers?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
Do you know the name Pavlov?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
What's a toad's favorite sweet?
It's Crowded!
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
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