Why did the mountain ace its math test?

Why can you never find the number nine?

What game does pasta always play at recess?

What vehicle works the hardest?

Why do worms taste like chewing gum?

Which toy deals with the most anxiety?

What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?

What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?

What is a pilot's favorite TV show?

What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?

Why was the moth so unpopular?

What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?

Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?

Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?

What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?