What cocktail will give you a black eye?
A rum punch.
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
What animal knows how to work a computer?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
How do fireflies start a race?
Which celebrity always frowns?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
What cartoon character loves insects?
What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
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