Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?

Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?

What's a pretzel's favorite dance?

What do you call a cow who loves to work out?

Why do two skunks argue?

Which relative loves rice?

Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?

Did you hear the joke about the roof?

What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?

Which music festival was full of lumber?

Where should you plant flowers along the road?

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

What animal styles their hair every day?

What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?

What do you call a sarcastic duck?