What cocktail will give you a black eye?
A rum punch.
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What is an elk's favorite dessert?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
Why is furniture so generous?
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
Why do bees gossip?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
Which animal will never go bald?
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