Why do churches struggle with counting money?

If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?

Why did the mare gain weight?

How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?

Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?

What's a pirate's favorite letter?

Why did the dog put on a business suit?

What cookies are best enjoyed outside?

What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?

Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?

Why did the soccer ball quit the team?

What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?

Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?

Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?

What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?