Where do vampires keep their money?
The blood bank.
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
What do bees say in the summer?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
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