Where do vampires keep their money?
The blood bank.
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
Where does cheese invest its money?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
What do bees say in the summer?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
What do minions always put in their salads?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
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