What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?

What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?

What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?

My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.

What's a direction's favorite holiday?

Why are goats so funny?

Where do tough ducks come from?

Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?

What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?

Why did the baseball player go to jail?

What should you say to your sister when she's crying?

How do you send a message in the forest?

What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?

What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?

Why don't ostriches fly ?