Why did the heels and the boots get along?

Why did the sailor lose his job?

Which state has the best streets?

What do you get when you play country music backwards?

Why did spring break up with winter?

What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?

Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?

Which hot drink loves golf?

What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?

What sport requires no movement at all?

What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?

What is a spider's favorite book?

What is a ghost's favorite airline?

What did the bunny give his fiancé?

What kind of monkey flies to school?