What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?

What fish sings the best?

What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?

Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?

Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?

Why do potted plants shower so much in April?

What game do bats excel at?

Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?

What do teapots eat on their snack break?

Why was the tire self-conscious?

What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?

What are the strongest days of the week?

What do math teachers eat?

Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?

How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?