Why are skunks always so depressed?
Because they think everything stinks.
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What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
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