Why are skunks always so depressed?
Because they think everything stinks.
What does Rudolph call his wife?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
What goes zzub, zzub?
Why was the math book sad?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
What's the coldest vegetable?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
How do you wash a lamb?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
What do basketball players order at Denny's®?
What does winter fat turn into?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
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