Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?

Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?

What do insects make all their clothes out of?

What's good for both poker and theater?

Why do cosmeticians never fight?

Where do ghosts go on vacation?

Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?

Why do crabs never give to charity?

Want to hear a joke about a balloon?

What did the pear say to the celery stick?

Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?

Where do ghosts prefer to swim?

How can you spot a jealous shamrock?

Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?

What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?