What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?

When is a baseball player like a thief?

Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?

Why was the dog so popular?

What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?

What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?

Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?

How does Darth Vader like his toast?

What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?

Why are bakers also often hippies?

What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?

What do you call the horse that lives next door?

What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?

Why did the cat go to medical school?

Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?