What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?

Why does the orange always lose in races?

What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?

Which dog likes to run across an open field?

Where do baby ghosts go during the day?

What kind of car does a chicken have?

My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.

Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?

Why do piggy banks give the best advice?

What do an English major and a football player have in common?

What is the best book to read in autumn?

Two silkworms got in a fight.

What's a reptile's favorite movie?

Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?

My Valentine this year is a goalie.