What do chefs do in their spare time?
They go chopping.
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
Why did the tomato turn red?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
What do birds say to encourage each other?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
What tree has the most bark?
How do you make a bear really angry?
Why did electricity win the race?
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
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