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Which condiment adds the most kick?

What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

Where do vehicles hang out all summer?

What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?

Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?

What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?

What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?

Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?

What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?

Why did the tree go to the dentist?

Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?

What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?

What happens when a cow doesn't shave?

What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?