What do chefs do in their spare time?
They go chopping.
What type of cake never comes with frosting?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?
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