What is CO2's favorite pasta?
Spaghetti carbon-ara.
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Why was the chip acting so goofy?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
Why did the frog starve?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
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