What is CO2's favorite pasta?
Spaghetti carbon-ara.
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
Which hot drink loves golf?
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
Are baby skunks cute?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
Where do cows go for lunch?
Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?
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