What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?

Why do boneless wings scare so easily?

What's a werewolf's favorite beer?

What instrument did the door play in the band?

What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?

Why did the cat start laughing?

What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?

Which celebrity loves to read?

What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?

What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?

Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?

What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?

Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?

What did the baby bull grow up to be?

Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?