Why did the tomato turn red?

Why did the man get tacos every hour?

How do you make a hamburger laugh?

Why are elephants so wrinkled?

Why are frogs always happy?

Who is the holiest cat in all of England?

What do you call a pig with no clothes on?

Why is a banana the most popular fruit?

How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?

What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

Why is the beach so confident?

What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?

Why don't oysters share their pearls?

What kind of monkey flies to school?

What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?