What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.

What's the friendliest pen?

What kind of bow can't be tied?

Why did the son smash his piggy bank?

Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?

What do you call a cow in a tornado?

What do mice bring on a picnic?

What do you call a retired vegetable?

Why did the photographer attract so many mice?

Which family member has tusks?

Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?

Why did the coach go to the bank?

Why do all the planets get along?

Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?