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What is a pig's favorite ballet?

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What do stars celebrate in December?

Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?

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How do you compliment a cat?

Why was the horse so happy?

Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?

What did the mama goat say to her child?

What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?

Why did the elephant eat the candle?

Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?

Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?

What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?