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What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?

Why did the sparrow go to the library?

What type of cake never comes with frosting?

What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?

Why did the swine refuse to apologize?

What animal keeps up with all the trends?

Where do cows go on the weekend?

How much money does a skunk have?

What do mice bring on a picnic?

What is the best way to study the Bible?

What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?

Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?

What is CO2's favorite pasta?

What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?