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What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?

Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?

Why can you never find the number nine?

What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?

Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?

Which condiment adds the most kick?

What do dogs drink their beverages out of?

What boat is great at getting a deal?

What kind of dog chases anything red?

What's a dog's favorite tooth?

Why do repairmen make great therapists?

What do photographers read to their children before bed?

What kind of bird can write?

What animal loves Indian food?