Why did the turkey join the band?
Because he had the drumsticks!
Who is a house's favorite band?
Which elf is the best singer?
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
Which dogs love to study science?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
Where do polar bears store their money?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
Where do burgers like to dance?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
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