Why did the turkey join the band?
Because he had the drumsticks!
Which elf is the best singer?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
Who is the fastest reindeer?
Why can't you trust a pig?
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
I'm not a bad putter.
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
Which baseball player do fish root for?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
What do you call two dentists that are very different?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
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