Why did the turkey join the band?
Because he had the drumsticks!
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Who do camels find most inspiring?
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How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
Why was the broom late for school?
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