What time does everyone love to drink?
At wine o'clock!
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
What do chefs do in their spare time?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
What's a frog's favorite sport?
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
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