Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?

Why was the chip acting so goofy?

Which fast food chain can run the fastest?

What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?

What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?

Where do horses reside?

Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?

What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?

Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?

How does cardboard get its workout in?

What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?

Why was the alien always crashing his ships?

Where do religious school children practice sports?

What do you call the study of strong women in history?

What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?