Why is everyone good at math during elections?

What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?

What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?

Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?

Why do magicians score well in exams?

How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?

What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?

Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?

What do you call a peanut in space?

What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?

What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?

What did the Cinderella™️ fish wear to the ball?

Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?

Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?

What kind of birds make the best thieves?