What did summer say to autumn on their first date?

What goes up when spring rain comes down?

Who invented Daylight Saving Time?

Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?

What do you call the king of vegetables?

Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?

What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?

Where does a scientist wizard work?

What did the rocket say to the astronaut?

Why is grass so dangerous?

What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?

Where do baby ghosts go during the day?

What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?

What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?

What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?