What do female veggies wear to the beach?

Why don't mummies go on vacation?

Why is spring the oddest season?

What animal makes the best lunches?

Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?

What did the wolf say to the flea?

What kind of tea did the American colonists want?

What's a lawyer's favorite food?

When do astronauts eat?

What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?

Why was the alien always crashing his ships?

When is a black dog not a black dog?

What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?

What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?

What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?