Which fish go to heaven when they die?
Angelfish.
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What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
How long do chickens work?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
What do you call an exploding monkey?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
Who is the fastest reindeer?
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