What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?

What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?

What did the shower say to the toilet?

Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?

What did the iceberg say to its dad?

Which singer loves to groom sheep?

What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?

What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?

What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

Where do you take sick ponies?

Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?

What is CO2's favorite pasta?

Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?

What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?

Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?