Which fish go to heaven when they die?
Angelfish.
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
What type of cat loves to go on hikes?
What do frogs drink in the winter?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
What do golfers drink on the green?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
What cookies are best enjoyed outside?
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