Which fish go to heaven when they die?
Angelfish.
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
Why do two skunks argue?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
Where does Superman park his cars?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
What do you call a class about how to interact with others?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
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