Which fish go to heaven when they die?
Angelfish.
Why did the pig go to the casino?
Why is laughter the best medicine?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
What type of car do planets buy?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
What bird is always sad?
How do you raise a baby elephant?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
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