Which fish go to heaven when they die?
Angelfish.
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
Which bug is related to you?
What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
Why can you never find the number nine?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
What did the wasp do when he got hot?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
What sound does a witch's car make?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
What's another name for your iPhone charger?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
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