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What did the clean dog say to the insect?

Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?

Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?

Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?

What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?

What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?

Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?

What is Yoda's® favorite movie?

Why is a doctor always calm?

What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?

What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?

Which accessory can you only wear in the car?

What part of a football field is never the same?

Why did the cat start laughing?