What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
Make it rain.
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
Which state is the cleanest?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
What's a dentist's favorite movie?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
What does a female lion call her mate?
Which family member has tusks?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
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