Why should you be worried about the calendar?

What do snowmen wear on their heads?

What kind of books do boats write?

Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?

What's a frog's favorite sport?

What did the pen say to the pencil?

What's the most masculine animal?

What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?

Why was the cow afraid?

Where do sharks go on summer vacation?

What did the old flower say to his grandkid?

What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?

What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?

Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?

I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?