What do you say if you meet a toad?

What kind of dog chases anything red?

Where do tough ducks come from?

What's the best band to listen to in autumn?

My dad told me a joke about boxing.

What is time's favorite breed of dog?

Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?

What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?

Why did the window need an aspirin?

What do trees keep as a pet?

Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?

What did the icy road say to the truck?

When do ghosts love to go camping?

What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?

What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?