How do fish watch TV shows?
They stream them.
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
What do you call a snowman's dog?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
What do trees keep as a pet?
What's a frog's favorite year?
What is a mouse's favorite game?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
What do golfers drink on the green?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
What does a female lion call her mate?
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