How do fish watch TV shows?
They stream them.
Why was the fish so smart?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
Why do elephants have trunks?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
What's a bee's favorite Disney® movie?
What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?
What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
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