What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?

How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?

What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?

Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?

Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?

What vehicles are in the best shape?

Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?

Why does the photon not need a suitcase?

Where does mist apply for a loan?

Where do ghosts go on vacation?

What do you call a horse that plays the violin?

What building always gets stains on it?

Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?

How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?

What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?