What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?

Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?

What do you call a car that's always thirsty?

What do sheep love to spread on crackers?

What animal loves Indian food?

What do fish use for glasses?

Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?

What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?

Why did the mountain cry all the time?

Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?

Why do cows wear bells?

Why do cows like being told jokes?

Which animal is the best at trying new things?

How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?

Why was the cat hired at the bakery?