Why can't basketball players go on vacation?

Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?

What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?

Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?

What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?

Which famous author is also a ruler?

Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?

What do snowmen eat for lunch?

What's an airplane's favorite TV show?

Why did the pumpkin give up acting?

Where do surfers go to school?

Which office space loves to cut corners?

What is a boulder's favorite movie?

Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?

What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?