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Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?

Where do mice love to go on vacation?

Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?

What does a panda ghost say?

Why did the person sit on the clock?

How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?

What sweet treat never panics?

What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?

What do math teachers eat?

Someone stole my mood ring!

Who is a bird's favorite superhero?

What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?

Why do golfers hate cake?

Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?