How do you make a Kleenex dance?
You put a little boogie in it.
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What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
Why are baseball games at night?
What makes pirates such good singers?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
How does a lion greet other animals?
How do you talk to a giant?
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
What did autumn say to summer?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
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