My friend David had his ID stolen.

What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?

How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?

Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?

Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?

Why don't ants get sick?

Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?

What's a car's favorite scary movie?

Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?

What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?

What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?

What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?

What board game do Navy service members love to play?