How do you make a Kleenex dance?
You put a little boogie in it.
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
What is a duck's favorite snack?
Which state is the cleanest?
What song does Tarzan⢠sing at Christmas?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
Who is a bee's favorite composer?
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
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