What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?

What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?

Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?

What nationality are most fish?

What is an archer's favorite store?

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

What happened when the guy walked into the bar?

Why did the map not want to be weighed?

What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?

Which candy bar can't stop laughing?

What type of birds stay together forever?

Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?

What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?

Why do nails need so much pain relief?

Why did the tree go to the dentist?