What do eggs say after a long day at work?
I'm fried!
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
What kind of water do fireworks like?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
What did the airline worker name her child?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
What goes zzub, zzub?
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