What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?

What vegetables make the best music?

What do you call a retired vegetable?

What did they call Dracula when he won the league?

What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?

What did the bat say to his girlfriend?

What is Santa's favorite dessert?

Why is furniture so generous?

Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?

Where does the president keep his razor?

Why do teachers make so many pies in September?

What instrument does a bull from Paris play?

Why do worms taste like chewing gum?

Who invented fractions?

Which gaming system is always in a good mood?