What do eggs say after a long day at work?
I'm fried!
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Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
How does a lion greet other animals?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
Why don't ants get sick?
Why was the mime upset?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
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