What do you call a magical reptile?
A lizard.
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How do you spot a modern spider?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
How does dinner smell?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
What condiment has wings?
Why did the body of water think so much?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
When should you stop for a glow worm?
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
How do fleas travel?
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