What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?

Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?

Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?

Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?

What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?

Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?

Why did the gardener bury all his money?

What do you call an ant who fights crime?

Why are sailors so good at writing letters?

Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?

What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?

What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?

What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?

Two silkworms got in a fight.

What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?