What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?

What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?

What's a cat's favorite snack?

What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?

Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?

What is a ghost's favorite movie?

Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?

Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?

What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?

Which musician loves to make chili?

Why shouldn't you trust atoms?

Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?

What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?

Where do fruit travel to on vacation?

It's allergy season again?