Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

Where do cows go on the weekend?

Why do cats love to work?

Which Count makes the best pie crust?

Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?

How do you motivate a watch to go to work?

Why did the boxer take so many naps?

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Why did the cell phone lose his job?

What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?

What animal has the most fun?

How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?

What part of a fish weighs the most?

Why was the tire self-conscious?

Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?