What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?

Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?

Which princess is best suited for winter?

Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?

Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?

If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?

What's a cow's favorite music note?

What do painters do when they make a mistake?

Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?

What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?

What's a lizard's favorite cookie?

Why was the caboose always sneezing?

How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?

What did you learn in school today, son?

How do you make a cow float?