Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?

What part did the grizzly have in the choir?

Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?

Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?

Why does Jesus drive so much?

What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?

Why do football players make great fishermen?

Why did the turkey join the band?

What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?

Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?

Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?

What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?

What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?

What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?

My Valentine this year is a goalie.