What's good for both poker and theater?

What's E.T. short for?

Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?

What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?

Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?

Why are skunks always so depressed?

My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.

What's a pirate's favorite color?

Where does cheese invest its money?

What's a surgeon's favorite board game?

What medicine would you give an ill ant?

Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?

Why did the dog do so well in school?

Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?

What animal styles their hair every day?