What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?
Fetch.
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
My brother is my partner in crime.
What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
Why are winter days great?
What type of birds stay together forever?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?