Why is the lion so happy with his sons?

What branch of the military accepts newborns?

What did you learn in school today, son?

What car is the perfect size for mice?

What do naked fish play with?

What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?

Why can you never find the number nine?

What's a partridge's favorite fruit?

What kind of computers do horses use?

What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?

When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?

What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?

Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?

Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?

What's always playing in Santa's workshop?