What is a king's favorite weather?
Hail.
What type of flower grows up too fast?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
What do you call a sleeping bull?
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
What do frogs drink in the winter?
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
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