What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?

Why are turtles so shy?

Why was the cow unable to run the race?

Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?

What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?

My Valentine this year is a goalie.

Where do superheroes blend right in?

What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?

What goes snap, crackle, and pop?

Why are bakers so good at math?

What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?

What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?

What does the librarian say when she has to leave?

What do you call the king of vegetables?

Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.