What kind of pants do fish wear?

Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?

What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?

What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?

What do horses say to greet each other?

On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?

Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?

Why do potted plants shower so much in April?

What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?

Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?

Where do burgers like to dance?

What is a vampire's favorite sport?

How much money does a skunk have?