What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?

What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?

What did the peach say to its crying husband?

What is a tree's least favorite month?

How does a barber get to work?

Why are farmers so laid-back?

Why was the cat hired at the bakery?

What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?

What's a toad's favorite ballet?

Why do repairmen make great therapists?

Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?

How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?

How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?

What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?