What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?

What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?

What's a father's favorite flower?

Why did the robot take a summer vacation?

Why did the farmer bury all his cash?

Why are baseball players so good at math?

Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?

What's a monkey's favorite flower?

What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?

What did the tree say when autumn came around?

Which Count makes the best pie crust?

Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?

What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?

What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?

Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?