What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?

What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?

What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?

What awards show do hot dogs never miss?

What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?

How did groundhogs get their name?

How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?

If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?

What instrument does a bull from Paris play?

Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?

What is a waiter's favorite sport?

When do cows get tired?

What farm animal is best at karate?

Someone stole all my lamps.

What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?