What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?

What did the bicycle call its dad?

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What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?

Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?

What part of a football field is never the same?

What U.S. state has the most math teachers?

What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?

Who is a bee's favorite composer?

How do you grill cheese?

Why did the tree go to the dentist?

Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?

When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?

Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?

Why can't bikes stand up on their own?