What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?

On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?

Which insect makes the best father?

What goes up when the rain comes down?

What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?

How do you make a bear really angry?

What do you call the dog magician?

What do cats use to beat eggs?

Why are frogs always happy?

Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?

Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?

What kind of pole is short and floppy?

Why was the horse so happy?

Why is a banana the most popular fruit?

What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?