What sound does a witch's car make?

Why do vampires make terrible police officers?

Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?

How does cardboard get its workout in?

Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?

What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?

What was the bunny's job at the hotel?

What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?

What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?

What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?

If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?

Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?

What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?

What do you call it when two boats become friends?

Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?