What did the kid say when he failed science lab?

What words make the best athletes?

What's the most talkative class period in high school?

What do Scottish toads play?

Which cats love to be petted?

What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?

What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?

Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?

What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?

My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.

What is the best thing about Switzerland?

Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?

What do you call a pig lumberjack?

What do you call a flying police officer?

Why did the music teacher need a ladder?