How do you get straight A's?
By using a ruler.
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
Who granted the fish a wish?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
How do bears keep cool?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?
What's the ocean's funniest animal?
What's a forklift?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
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