How do you get straight A's?
By using a ruler.
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
Where do surfers go to school?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
What vegetables make the best music?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
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