How do you get straight A's?
By using a ruler.
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
What is the tallest building in the world?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
Why are grandkids so great?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
What did the stair machines call each other?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
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