Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?

Why do runners watch so much TV?

Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?

What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?

What animal scores the most in basketball?

Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?

Who is a dessert's favorite actor?

What car does Yoda® drive?

Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?

Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?

My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.

Why was the math book sad?

What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?

What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?

How long will dinner be?