Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?

Why don't basketball players vacation well?

What do an English major and a football player have in common?

What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?

What does algae do when it's in trouble?

What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?

Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?

What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?

What do you call Dracula with hay fever?

What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?

Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?

Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?

How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?

What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?

What do leprechauns love to barbeque?