In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?

What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?

What sport requires no movement at all?

Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?

Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?

Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?

What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?

Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?

How do billboards talk?

What's the difference between weather and climate?

Where did the chemist have his lunch?

What was the first animal in space?

Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?

What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?

What kind of books do boats write?