What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
Sir Render.
Where do books love to go on vacation?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
How do you compliment a cat?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
Where does the Little Mermaid™️ dream to go on vacation?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
Why did the barber win the race?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
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