What do you give a pony with a cold?

Where do cowboys cook their chili?

What did the clean dog say to the insect?

Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?

Why was the math book sad in winter?

What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?

Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?

What animal should you never play hide and seek with?

What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?

What's the best part about Valentine's Day?

Why was the tire self-conscious?

What should your husband name his internet connection?

Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?

What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?

How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?