Why do cows always skip gym class?

Which subject has two parts?

What do elves learn in school?

Why did the boxer take so many naps?

What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?

Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?

What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?

What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?

What's a parent's favorite type of music?

What's a treat for both cows and dogs?

Why is laughter the best medicine?

What kind of pet does Snow White™️ have?

What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?

Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?