What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?

What's a feline's favorite class in school?

What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?

What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?

What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?

What did the pear say to the celery stick?

What do cheesy parents say about their kids?

Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?

Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?

What do elderly dogs use to get around?

How do you raise a baby elephant?

Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?

Why do runners watch so much TV?

Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?

Which former US President was always cold?