Where do surfers go to school?

Why did the botanist go to Harvard?

Why was the geometry book so adorable?

Which dogs are the best at getting girls?

What's the most masculine animal?

When fish play football, who is the captain?

Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?

What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?

Where did the chemist have his lunch?

What is a golfer's favorite bird?

What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?

What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?

Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?

What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?

Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?