What school supply is the queen of the classroom?

Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?

How can you make 7 even?

What do you give an angry rhino?

Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?

Where do pigs learn magic?

What superpower do all middle children have?

What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?

What branch of the military accepts newborns?

What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?

Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?

What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?

What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?

Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?

Which birds steal soap from the bath?