What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?

What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?

Why was the pirate late for work?

Why didn't the melons get married?

What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?

How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?

What is the tallest building in the world?

Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?

Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?

Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?

Where do ghosts prefer to swim?

What's a lawyer's favorite food?

What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?

Why did the clock get removed from the library?