Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?

What do you call an orchard full of relatives?

Why are goats so funny?

What is the difference between baseball and law?

How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?

Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?

What is a condiment's favorite holiday?

Which animal is the most religious?

What do chickens serve at birthday parties?

What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?

What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?

Why are bakers also often hippies?

What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?

How did the geologist get down from the mountain?

What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?