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What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"

What did the peach say to its crying husband?

What kind of friends should you take to dinner?

What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?

What kind of fish will help you hear better?

Why did the duck cross the road?

How do you arrest a pig?

What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?

What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?

Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?

Who do fish pray to when they need help?

What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?

What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?

What do you call George Washington's false teeth?