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What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?

What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?

Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?

Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?

How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?

How do dog catchers get paid?

Why do porcupines always win the game?

Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?

Which hot drink loves golf?

Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?

What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?

Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?

Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?