What do your grandma and the internet have in common?

Why are birds of prey such good mothers?

Which relative loves rice?

Why do Olympians never overheat?

Why can't bikes stand up on their own?

Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?

Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?

Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?

What do frogs order when they get BBQ?

What animal is undefeated in all sports?

What do you call a belt made of clocks?

Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?

Why was the fish so smart?

Why was the bunny upset?