Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?

What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?

How did the coach get his quarterback?

Why did the body of water think so much?

What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

What do you call a stationary flamingo?

Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?

How do you grill cheese?

What did the octopus use to write his novel?

How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?

Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?

Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?

What car can you only see twice a year?

Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?