What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
Hailing taxis!
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
What kind of bow can't be tied?
What is a duck's favorite snack?
What kind of car do eggs drive?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
Where do baby cats learn to swim?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
What is the best Christmas present ever?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
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