What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?

What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?

What do you call a cow with no GPS?

What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?

What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?

What do cows like to dance to?

What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?

What do you call the wife of a hippie?

Want to hear a joke about a balloon?

What did the typhoons name their baby girl?

What's both a number one hit and a total failure?

What's a clock's favorite form of social media?

What is a ghost's favorite dessert?

What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?

What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?