How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
Squeaky clean.
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What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
What's the slowest 5k?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
What do you do when two snails fight?
How do you make antifreeze?
Why did summer catch autumn?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
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