How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
Squeaky clean.
What kind of music do killer whales listen to?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
What animal keeps up with all the trends?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Why are ghosts always single?
Why do cows like being told jokes?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
Families are like fudge.
What is a mouse's favorite game?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
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